Dude....

Ah! This is just the kind of article I needed to read right now. It's like the New York Times and The Onion decided to join forces on this one. But really it's just a case of life being more amusing than fiction.
Here's what makes this story so great:

1. This quote: ''If you're a cop and you're arresting people and you're confiscating the marijuana and keeping it yourself, that's bad. That's real bad,'' said City Councilman Doug Thomas.
2. He only got caught because he's paranoid when he's high and called 911 because he thought he was dying.
3. As if all of this hadn't won him cop of the year, when he got caught, he blamed his wife. Awe.